i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
seriously this is what they look like
wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase
As emotional as the Hobbit trailer was though, I love how it tried to be dramatic about who would die and who would survive.
Would Bilbo survive?
Would Legolas survive?
Would Gandalf survive?
It’s a mystery!
my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went
" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."
AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.
Guess who’s got a daaaaate
Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.