zultein:

blue-eyed-hanji:

sorayraya:

cat-crusade:

i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-

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seriously this is what they look like

wtf why do they all look like theyre stuck in their eminem phase

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marauders4evr:

As emotional as the Hobbit trailer was though, I love how it tried to be dramatic about who would die and who would survive.

Would Bilbo survive?

Would Legolas survive?

Would Gandalf survive?

It’s a mystery!

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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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unimpressed2chainz:

irocmindless:

"White people looking for something they lost." I physically died.

i just threw my laptop off the bed

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

entelijan:

Sign this petition

entelijan:

Sign this petition

hikarukikuriki:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:
Step 1) put a wig on your dog
Step 2)

No.

hikarukikuriki:

holavicente:

How to fuck with anime fans:

Step 1) put a wig on your dog

Step 2)

No.