read this if ur gay ahahaHAHAHAHA IT’S TOO LATE WELCOME FRIEND
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i tried to catch some fog
i mist
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fuck I want this
THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE
My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
you could have some epic Jedi battles with those
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Just a Man Walking His Pet Crab
Pretty annoying walking it sideways though.

what is going on
something magically delicious
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A friend of mine went in for surgery this morning, You’ll never guess the Surgeons name!!
http://dailybreakingbad.tumblr.com/
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My favorite sex toy is your credit card (◠‿◠✿)
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